LADIES!!! You know what day it is… (insert eye roll here)
Picture yourself with up to two friends in a room filled with stuff you SMASH into pieces in order to release that pent-up stress. Feel free to bring photos/memoirs from your ex(es) to further your experience. [See restrictions below.]
First, sport coveralls, a hardhat with face shield, hearing protection, gloves and safety glasses. Second, decorate an (empty) champagne bottle with words/images of your choice in order to truly visualize those feelings. Third, choose music to have blasting (or not) in order to enhance your experience as you swing that tire iron, golf club, hammer or baseball bat and smash the crap out of anything in site (glass, electronics, etc.)! There is nothing quite as satisfying as taking your frustrations out with your own hands! Not only will you feel physically better but also feel mentally more at peace. This is EXACTLY what you need, especially on this completely created Hallmark “holiday.”
VERY IMPORTANT NOTES:
- Minimum age: 13 years old
- Every participant MUST sign a waiver. Anyone under 18 must have a parent or guardian sign the waiver.
- You MUST wear closed-toe shoes that completely cover your feet.
- Choose one of our playlists (cheater, bad boss, I hate you, etc.) or Bluetooth to our speaker with your own music.
- If you would like to smash personal items, please be sure to show them to the smashmaster for pre-approval. (Please do not bring anything dead except for flowers.)
- You get one (empty) champagne bottle to decorate with whatever the heck you want. SMASH it, pinata style!
- SMASH time will be forfeited or abbreviated if you are more than 5 minutes late.
